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Bear Burgles Church. Pastor Pleads For Prayers.

Posted on 29 November 2009 by Jim Walrod

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Bear PrintsA Nevada pastor is asking for his congregation to pray for relief. Not from a monetary crisis, outbreak of venal sin or even some small sin. No he would like relief from a bear, a rather large bear.
In his e-mail to the congregation, Reverend Dick Randal of the Village Church in Incline, Nevada says:
“Pray that this bear(s) — which have done over $70,000 plus damage to homes and now a church — is caught and relocated. Pray also that it does NOT come back to our church.”
From the prints game officials estimate the bear weighs in at around 700 pounds, hefty for a Nevada bear.
And he or she dose have a refined pallet. When he got into the church he consumed 22 jars of peanut butter. Then he made his way to the freezer, opening the door with the handle, snarfed up several cans of frozen orange juice and a few dozen sweet rolls. On the way out he samples some cornflakes, rejected those, but did take a package of Ramen Noodle soup, the wrapping was found up the hill from the church, for a snack. Wonder how he got the water to boil?

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