God Prefers To Drive A Dodge Charger
Posted on 28 October 2009 by Jim Walrod
We now have the answer to that question for all times:“What would Jesus drive?”
According to David Silva of Kentucky the preferred ride for JC is a Dodge Charger.
At least that is what he told the security guard that caught him trying to climb through the smashed window of one at Freedom Dodge in Lexington. Mr. Silva told the guard that God wanted him to steal the Charger.
Mr. Silva might not be playing with a full deck, aside from his efforts to push GTA off onto the Lord; he first identified himself to police as “7”. Needless to say he is being detained on a variety of charges.
If I was Jesus I would tell him to “covet” a Suburban. Jesus needs more Suburbans! He told me! And he needs more cheerleaders!
“Woooo HOOOOOO! Go Jesus, and you too Mr. Number 14! Y’ALL YELLLLLLLLL! Not you, Jesus, you don’t have to yell.”
Maybe the Charger was for sporty date nights.
Maybe for drag racing at the pearly gates? I always thought of Jesus as more of a crackerbox Scion kind of guy.